toblameforit | God help them both

His smile softens.

The drink in his hand tips precariously; he doesn't notice.

Obadiah isn't paying it any attention himself. He's busy with Tony, with the feel of him right under his fingertips.

He's definitely not thinking much anymore about the new plans he'll have to make, either.

If Tony knew about that, he might count it as a win.

Then again, if Tony knew about that, he would probably not be the next thing to purring under Obadiah's hand.

(Tipping... tipping...)

Obadiah is a patient man, but his supply of patience is not infinite.

And in the instances where passivity pays off, it only does so up to a point. Letting Tony set the pace is getting him nowhere. Letting Tony dictate the pace will do nearly as well, and give Obadiah a little more room to maneuver.

He'll have to see to it that Tony has ample reason to want things to continue once they're really gotten underway, but he was going to do that anyway.

His fingers slide down under Tony's chin, and he leans in and - finally - kisses Tony.

It's not really a big surprise. It does feel a little weird, weirder than when Tony is the one who starts the kissing, but nowhere near weird enough to make him pull away. No, he kisses back happily enough.

Until, about five seconds in, he loses his grip entirely and the glass tumbles, whiskey and all, into Obadiah's lap.

Obadiah starts in surprise when the glass hits his leg. There was still more than enough left in it for him to feel the liquid spread, and for the sweetly sharp scent of whiskey to suddenly be everywhere.

He can't decide whether to be amused or annoyed; the soft huffing sound he makes against Tony's mouth might indicate that he's settled on both.

Tony, by contrast, giggles.

"Oh, man," he says, "I'm sorry. Me and your laundry just don't get along, do we."

Obadiah chuckles, with a tinge of exasperation to it.

"No, that's fine," he says. "I was wondering what Milliways charges for dry-cleaning anyway."

He doesn't, at the moment, care too much about any damage done or the way the wet cloth will start to chafe if left. He still leans back from Tony to have a look, taking the opportunity to put his own drink aside.

"Damn."

"That's not gonna be any fun in five minutes," concludes Tony, veteran of alcohol spills. "My bad."

"No," Obadiah agrees, "it's not."

There's only one immediately available option, then.

(This is not exactly the worst thing that could have happened.)

He detaches from Tony, asking,

"You don't have a bathrobe in here by any chance, do you?" He doubts Tony could own much of anything that would fit him.

"Uh, check the closet in the bathroom, but I don't think so."

...Huh.

Yeah.

Tony isn't sure what he thinks of that.

(He is sure that, all else being equal, if Obie had done that on purpose he would be done here. All else is not equal. He stops thinking about it.)

It's too obvious a thing to engineer, but an accident works out just fine.

(And if he had decided to use such a tactic, he would have spilled on Tony. If you're going to commit to something ridiculous, you may as well go all the way.)

He gets up and checks the closet, for the look of the thing, but finds nothing, which spares him the charade of trying to pull on a Tony-sized bathrobe. So it's back to the couch, where he sets about the business of ridding himself of his whiskey-stained pants.

Tony decides, the same way he decided it was okay to come up here in the first place, that he is not going to be weirded out by half-naked Obie.

It doesn't work quite as well.

There's no way he could possibly stop himself looking, though. He knows himself well enough not to try.

He shucks the suit's jacket while he's at it, for balance, and loosens his tie.

He gives no immediate sign of being aware of how little his boxers are doing to disguise the effect this cozy little conversation has had on him, but he glances over at Tony as he tugs on his tie.

Yeah, the hell with it.

Tony is sitting just out of easy reach by now; he scoots closer, close enough to take Obie's tie off for him, and does exactly that. It's a clear way of saying: I am okay with this. Not necessarily going anywhere with it, but okay.

Obadiah smiles gently and takes the tie, draping it around Tony's neck just before kissing him again.

(He does not hold on to the ends of it to tug Tony close, or do any of the dozen other things one can do with a tie as they flash through his mind.)

A lot of those things occur to Tony, too; he's grinning as he kisses back.

(Like he not-quite-consciously hoped it would, it made him a lot less nervous.)

(He thinks briefly of asking what the joke is, but decides he doesn't want another interruption. He just wants to focus on this, on kissing Tony. He has earned it.)

Obadiah lightly smooths the ends of the tie over Tony's chest.

Then, not nearly so light, he slides a hand back up over Tony's chest and his shoulder to curve around Tony's neck.

Something about that, about feeling how much he's into it in the pressure of his fingers, makes Tony's breath catch.

Tony likes kissing. He likes physical contact in general and sexual contact in specific. He likes the simplicity of it, how it all makes sense the way few things ever do, how it puts him on a level where he can understand what's going through somebody's head the way he understands ballistics or subatomic particles or the melting point of iron. He likes it because it's fun. He likes it because it's fun you can share with somebody.

Why wouldn't he be grinning?

Obadiah feels the catch in Tony's breath as much as he hears it, and he wants -

He wants to tie Tony's hands behind his back with that tie and tease him until he's begging to come.

He wants to put Tony on his knees and fuck his mouth.

He wants to bend Tony over something and fuck him that way.

He wants to get rid of Tony's pants and have Tony straddle him, so Obadiah can stroke him through his boxers and listen to his moans as they kiss.

He kisses Tony more intently for a moment, then breaks it to trail kisses down his throat, using his lips and tongue to seek out and exploit sensitive spots.

He tips his head back and hums softly, wrapping his hands around Obie's shoulders.

He does not have any psychic sex powers, but it's something he gets. He gets that Obie wants him; he even gets a little of how. Which should be creepy and is actually hot, and is at least half the reason why he's melting into Obadiah's arms.

This is the kind of response he was hoping for - it certainly makes things easier - though he's a bit surprised by how soon he got there.

However: Obadiah may be a major proponent for looking a gift horse in the mouth and making sure it's got all its damn teeth, but he thinks in this instance that can be overlooked.

He lingers at Tony's throat for a moment or two, licking into the hollow, then moves back up to kiss him again, a little more possessively this time. Testing the waters.

"You're doing that thing again," Tony murmurs between kisses, a little breathlessly. "The thinking too much thing."

He slides a hand up to the back of Obadiah's neck and encourages him to think less with a messy, aggressive kiss.

It works.

He deepens the kiss and pulls Tony closer, one arm behind his back, the other hand still at the side of his neck.

If that's what Tony wants, then that's what Tony gets.

Perfect.

Tony can't get much closer and keep his balance, not with them still side by side on the couch; the obvious solution to this logistical problem is to climb into Obie's lap, but Tony is not going to go there right now, so he just wraps an arm around his shoulders and leans on him a whole lot. It works okay.

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